creamandhoneybear:

creamandhoneybear:

i wanna be a cool unshakable asshole but instead i do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.

me; im aloof, uncaring.

someone; gives me a genuine smile and asks how i am.

me, choking up, brimming w tears; im o k thansj for ask;n g

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welldamnsam:

charredasperity:

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse

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hearthehowling:

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

@ladyvanguard

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laffing:

supervamp:

dumbassrights:

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

my brain: cuz u still are. 

When he was on Disney channel he went by Ricky Ullman but then later went back to using his unambiguously ethnic Hebrew name and I’ve always thought that was very sexy of him

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your-moste-twattling-scholar:

autiegotmoves:

stimpoweredgiraffe:

stimpoweredgiraffe:

stimpoweredgiraffe:

help what were those little graspy hands that held stuff people used to wear on their skirts called

Chatelaines!!!!!

concept: instead of like. a bunch of belt pockets or wtf ever give your character a tricked out steampunk version of THESE PUPPIES

Men not giving you pockets is the mother of invention

CHATELAINS ARE MY SHIT

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